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31Dec/071

New Orleans, Fourth Night

The day itself was spent collecting the requisite souvenirs and such from various locations (and wasting some time watching a lackluster Steelers game).  After obtaining the necessary cultural detritus, including a sizable number of snuff bottles (they were on sale), we absconded for pizza and the start of our musical adventures.  Even though there wasn't anything live at One Eyed Jacks, it was still worth the stop to hear a jukebox that featured Betty Davis, Dio, Turbonegro and Funkadelic.  The red velvet wallpaper and black velvet nudes complemented the place well.

From there, we took in some more Kermit Ruffin at the Blue Nile.  Tight funk and jazz band - well worth a second viewing.  While my wife didn't pass out early or anything, there was evidently something in the vodka and tonics that promoted zombification.  Not in a drooling roofie sort of way, but in a clawing, constant-demanding-for-brains sort of way.  You have to be careful with such things in this town, but luckily we managed to escape without incident.

Also, Jennifer thinks she might have run into Keith Urban, in all of his tiny, spa-enhanced glory.  So, there you go.  Thank you for that, Sugar Bowl.

We're trying to decide now what to do with New Year's Eve - Morning 40 Federation at One Eyed Jacks, Dumpstaphunk and Porter/Batiste/Stoltz at Howlin' Wolf's, or the celebration downtown.  Comments? 

21Dec/07Off

The Fake Punt

As far as trick plays in football go, the fake punt doesn't rate very high on the flashy scale. Triple reverses, modified fleaflickers, Boise State's Statue of Liberty play, and the like all carry more visual excitement, more drama, more zazz. But I humbly submit here that a successful fake punt both emboldens the team who pulls it off and irrevocably crushes the one that suffers the indignity.Sure, it's probably only a few yards and a first down. But it represents a renewal, a refreshing dash of hope, possibly even the hint of resurrection. Sure, it may look as if you were giving up and heading back to the bench to conduct a post-mortem on the drive's proceedings. Yet, that glimmer of hope in Coach's eye wasn't ready to dim just yet. "Head back in there. Give it one more shot." And it paid off. All is right again.And just as happy as you are now, the other team is crushed. Demoralized. Perhaps considering a career change. They gave it their best, their all, their everything. And as successful as they appeared then, along comes some lowly frickin' punter to muck the whole thing up. "Great," they think. "Now the punter thinks he can pass (or run)." And pass (or run) he does. And then he celebrates in whatever weird and off-putting manner punters celebrate - maybe a spastic twitch or something. They're not used to celebrating like that, so it's unfamiliar and a little scary. Still, they're celebrating, and you're not. Back to the trenches, as Coach yells "Think maybe you can stop the PUNTER from throwing next time?!"And so, here's to you, Daniel Sepulveda - congratulations on your 32-yard fake punt pass last night. How does it feel to break the spirit of 53 men simultaneously?

7Dec/076

Bass, Steelers, and the Weekend

BassGeekYes, that's a snapshot of my Second Life avatar playing bass while flying over a Japanese garden. So what? There's so much bass in my first life that I needed to create a second one just to handle it all.

I was searching for a bass with a Pittsburgh Steelers paint job as the correct prelude to this Sunday's Pittsburgh/New England game, but there just wasn't one available on the Internet. And I don't have the money or inclination to produce one myself or have it done. I've got no qualms drilling into a perfectly good new bass to install a MIDI pickup or have a little wood carved out for a new active pickup. There may even be a replacement graphite neck on the Stingray soon - I've always liked the sound, but I'm having issues with the neck moving, and the truss rod has nearly been tweaked to its limit. But a new paint job just doesn't sound that appealing. The others are matters of function, not form.

Oh, well. Enjoy the weekend, and try to avoid contacting me around 4pm this Sunday. I'll probably be yelling a lot.

3Dec/070

Sticking To The Script

Between the late night with the Playboy Psychonauts and the Steelers' victory over the Bengals last night, I'm a little tired. But I keep my promises (and I'm bored at lunch), so here's the non-techie side of the IMN Podcast.

The whole thing originates from the top 10 list IMN Editor Steve Hayes puts together each week for the site - he takes votes from the local cognoscenti and compiles the list, adding editorial content along the way. We then take that list, add the IMN OnTrack artist at the end, and we have a script for the podcast.

Obviously, we don't script every word, but the list gives us a defined guide as to where the show is going, and it keeps us on track in case we start to ramble a bit. I can't emphasize enough how important this is - it's easy to get bogged down if you don't have a plan. We record straight through, with slight pauses where I'm going to insert music later (we only take tracks from those artists who make them available for free, and this averages about five songs per podcasts). I edit in the tracks later.

We also have kind of a standard intro and closing we run through - nothing fancy, but it still lends a familiarity to the show.

To be honest, I'm not sure how many listeners we have at any one time. Not only does the podcast download-able, but it's also in the IMN Flash player on the main site and played on low-power Purdue student radio. We're not Adam-Curry-level by any means, but we do okay.

And that's the story. We'll occasionally have guests on, but usually this is what you get. We record in a variety of secret locations, just to keep the riff-raff out.

27Nov/071

Quick Words of Advice to Young Bassists

Before anything else, I can't believe I just witnessed the Steelers win 3-0 on a field goal late in the 4th.  Against Miami.  A win's a win, but I screamed.  A lot.  Please make it easier on me next time.

So anyway, I was talking with somebody at work today whose young son was taking bass lessons.  He asked a few questions about the instrument that I thought might help other newcomers.  First, he mentioned that he had a good teacher, and that's always a good thing.  I benefitted from a couple of great teachers, but I spent some other years without one, and I think that might have been a bigger benefit if one was around.  As it was, I had to spend a lot more time digging in books and recordings (which is also beneficial), but a guide is always helpful. Just in case you're wondering, I didn't mention that he should take lessons from me, but I did drop the book's name more than a few times.

Second, he mentioned that he didn't think bass was a solo instrument.  I quickly referred him to Seth Horan as a starting point to jump off from there.

Third, he mentioned that his son was taking cello and wanted to know if he should take keyboard. I answered "Absolutely." Any kind of musical knowledge will help, and especially keyboard - harmony concepts are easily laid out on the keyboard, so it's a valuable tool. There's a reason students are forced to take it.

He asked what bassists I recommended, so I gave him the usual list.

Finally, he mentioned the teacher was doing a good job of teaching and keeping it fun. That's a great job there - it can be a hard thing to balance, and any teacher that manages it is a great educator.

Buying my book still wouldn't be a bad idea, though.

12Nov/070

Robbie Fulks On Bassists

A friend sent me this link to the blog of Robbie Fulks, renowned singer/songwriter/wit-about-the-nation. Specifically, he referenced to me this passage:

I should explain that bass players are an odd species. You might guess that with about twenty-eight notes to play in a three-minute song, and without the ego-nourishing plaudits lavished on soloists, the bass player personality might be typified by a Gary Cooperesque easygoing humility and can-do stoicism, but not so. Bassists are the screwiest of all musicians, excepting only female singers, if you can call them musicians. Drummers are the subjects of all the stock jokes, but if there's one person in your band who has a hair-trigger chemical imbalance, holds strange and unalterable opinions, pores over obnoxious magazines whose titles incorporate the name of his instrument, and demands constant catering to, it's almost always the bassist. He will wear you out by talking long into the night about speaker cabinet dimensions, string gauges and alloys, and coming advances in direct-box electronics, and if you excuse yourself to go to sleep, he will start in eight hours later at the point in the sentence where he left off.

I was dodging Fulks' descriptive bullets like the Matrix until he got to the part about the magazines. It's about then that I had to take my 16 years of "Bass Player" back issues and head out the door. I'd try and differ with him about the other points, but I've got no idea who he's played with, and I believe there's more than enough weird musicians in general to back up an opinion like this about any instrument. So take it for what you will.

Luckily, this weekend's victories of the Pittsburgh Steelers and the DePauw Tigers have filled me with victorious spirits, and the whole shebang was pushed over the edge by a much-delayed viewing of "300." I think I tried to lead my pug to eternal glory over the backyard at some point, but I might be mistaken. The replacement copies of my bass book also came in, so I'm going to dedicate a few blog posts in the coming days to instrument actually named in my blog.

22Oct/072

The Takeover

Spiders!While there's no good way to accept a last-minute loss via field goal (as happened in last night's Pittsburgh-Denver game), it does mollify me a bit that such earthly concerns will no longer matter in a short while. As you can see from the photographic evidence to the left, our planet will eventually be done in by these terrible monsters, and I for one welcome our new overlords. I'm a bit confused by their logic in starting their planetary domination in Fountain Square, but I can only assume that it's part of a larger, fiendishly intricate plan far above my limited intellect. I'm also suddenly very, very sorry for killing all of the daddy-long-legs in my basement laundry room.

Oh, well - invest in silk and get used to losing loved ones as we all provide sustenance for the invading hordes. Thank you, and good day.

8Oct/070

Just when I think I’m done, they pull me back in

So it looks like there's going to be a second edition of MySpace For Dummies - at least my part of the paperwork is already in. This revision could prove to be very interesting (and time-consuming), as a lot has changed in the social networking world since we first looked at it. A year ago, MySpace ruled the roost. Now, other sites are gaining some traction (most notably Facebook), so we have to re-evaluate the site both in terms of what it offers on its own and what's available at other locations. We're still quite early in the game on this project.

I spent most of Sunday playing around with Reason some more (I love the new synth, the new arpeggiator is interesting, and I'm still dealing with the lane controls - they're a little frustrating) - I REALLY want to start using this live. I also entertained "Metalocalypse"-inspired thoughts of joining a metal band. But only briefly.

Finally, the Steelers are 4-1 heading into a bye week. This gives me both hope for the rest of the season and a break from cursing at my computer as it brings me oft-corrected updates on the game. I like this.

23Sep/072

Big Day for Fountain Square

While the billions I predicted may not have appeared (I'm hoping the recount comes closer to my earlier estimate), it was still a big day for Fountain Square. The place was littered with artists and musicians trying to find an appropriate place to craft their entries for the Masterpiece in a Day contest, and overall the results were good. It was a bit bizarre to see my elderly pug intimidating a much larger dog and then daring to investigating a solid-looking-yet-totally-docile pit bull. The Fab 4 Less exhbition was good, too, although it was a little weird hanging out in someone else's apartment and trying to explain all of the renovations they did without the artist being there. I didn't even try to sit on the couch or any chairs, for fear that they'd arranged everything with their practiced eye, and I'd be disturbing come carefully crafted balance.

Jennifer walked out of the place with a new purse bearing the spray-painted image of Jim Kelly, which I highly endorse.

There's also another mural behind the house. We've volunteered our fence and garage door for the next effort, which should take place next spring.

I managed to sneak the new bass in for some repairs that hopefully won't take too long. It rested here for such a brief time that I'd like it back as soon as possible. I'd also like my custom earplugs back as soon as possible, but the location of those is a little more fuzzy. I'm going to check around at work, but I fear I'll be calling Dawn at earEverything for a new pair soon. My night out with regular foam plugs just didn't cut it now that I'm used to the custom molds. They cut down the volume without cutting down the balance of the frequencies. Not only does it save the hearing, but it makes the mix anytime I'm playing sound so much better - I just can't live without them, unfortunately. Which is why they enjoyed a position of honor on my keychain. Alas, no more.

Hopefully the Steelers will mollify my pain with a win this afternoon, the new Metalocalypse won't fail to blow me away, and the earth will continue to turn.

16Sep/071

Thoughts on the Monolith Festival, Day 2

After getting lost in downtown Denver for a bit in a search for coffee and breakfast, we made our way back to Red Rocks for the second day of the festival. It was a little warmer (near-prefect weather), and although the stairs hadn't made themselves and easier on me, the overall conditions were set for a great day. To the music:

  • Bob Log III came out and won a lot of fans (catching the great majority of them by surprise; he must be used to that by now). The requests for "Boob Scotch" were honored, but nobody actually demonstrated said activity.
  • Locals Stranger Lazy have gotten a lot louder and more aggressive than their Built-To-Spill-roots.
  • We spent most of the rest of the evening at the main stage - the lineup was just undeniable.
  • Margot and the Nuclear So and So's battled through some inconsistent sound issues (too much high-end and EXPLOSIVE impacts on the auxillary drums) for a good set; the road has served them well.
  • I had 50/50 odds on the Brian Jonestown Massacre showing up, my wife gave them better than that average. She was right. When they played, the music was a swirling mass of well-crafted melodies and a massive guitar sound. When they weren't playing, there were rants about tuning and stage volume, costume changes (shirts were worn and removed, pants were changed, jackets were tossed, etc.), praise for the Flaming Lips and the indepenence of Nicaragua, a plea to read "The 12 Caesers," and a plea to download his music for free - "It was made to listen to, not for fat, old men to argue about."
  • It only makes sense that Art Brut will be the opening act for The Hold Steady - they come from very similar places. Whereas The Hold Steady draw from literature, alcohol and the E Street Band, though, Art Brut take their speak-sung lyrics from a strong and biting need for social commentary and the place of pop songs in same, and their music draws from New Wave acts and styles. The lead singer combines a smooth stage style from Bryan Ferry and an acerbic wit in his delivery, and he's ably backed by the band. The live act was wonderful, and it easily won me over. My only quibble was the order for everyone to go and form new bands - while this may mean many good bands (and more work for bassists), it may also mean a load of crappy-ass bands. Be careful what you wish for.
  • A burrito run made me brave the stairs once again (seriously, those things are killer), but it did allow me to take in Earl Greyhound. Excellent rock stomp with a powerful singer/bassist and the largest bass drum I've ever seen on a kit.
  • Spoon was tight, concise, polished, and driving. The keyboards acted almost in the same role as Mark De Gil Antoni's in Soul Coughing - triggering samples and soundscapes as much as traditional lines. Everything started smearing together after a bit, but they had the crowd in the palm of their hand.
  • It's amazing how much of their normal show the Flaming Lips managed to cram into a festival appearence. Wayne Coyne apologized for not having the new UFO lights - the Russian-made (and supposedly Chernobyl-irradiated) equipment was evidently being detained by Homeland Security for not being "entirely legal." There was, however, a huge stage show with Santa Clauses, martians, confettii, the audience-walking ball, a huge LCD screen with "mic cam," many pleas to defeat the current administration, and wonderful songs.
  • We got about three hours of sleep before boarding our plan home, and I'm wiped out. I managed enough energy for laundry and football this Sunday (Steelers win 26-3, 2-0 and first in the division), and that's about it. Back in the Square now, and I'm loving the oxygen.

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