Comments on: Expensive Bass Porn

By: Ted

Ted — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 22:40:44 +0000

If you must know, this bass was recently purchased by Mark Hoppus and will be used on the upcoming Blink-182 tour.

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By: Jon Martin

Jon Martin — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:24:58 +0000

If you’re considering buying this, you have too much money.

Just because you can, dosen’t mean you should.

I love my $400 Fender Std. Mex. bass, and Danelectros are pretty groovy too.

However, Yea mammoth cloning.
Two votes for that. One for me and one for Evan (my 4 year old) Mammoths ROCK.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:34:17 +0000

I’m not sure if such a bass is supposed to rawk. Rawk, to me, implies a southern boogie sort of rock, which would be most inappropriate. Tobacco juice ruins the finish. I think this is more likely to burble forth smooth jazz or fuzak, honestly. Really expensive smooth jazz or fuzak.

I’m all for the mammoth cloning, though.

By: Dr. Elias Avarice

Dr. Elias Avarice — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:32:13 +0000

Yes, yes, very pretty. But does is RAWK?

At least it has multiple uses. In a decade or so, you can take a scraping from the nut and clone yerself a mammoth.

Heh… I said “scraping from the nut.”