Expensive Bass Porn

The $250,000 BassA Las Vegas jeweler is selling this particular custom-made instrument for $250,000. The original story is accompanied by a graphic explaining the fine detail of the bass, ranging from a body formed from a single piece of quilted maple (nice touch) to several 24K gold inlays (superfluous) to diamonds in the knobs and a nut made of Siberian mammoth tusk (you must be joking).

My favorite part, though, is the explanation of the brass frets. It was a structural consideration, as gold would be too soft for playing, and brass was necessary to stand up to the strings. I find it quite hard to believe that this won’t end up in a display case somewhere, untouched by playing hands for years at a time.

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3 Responses to “Expensive Bass Porn”

  1. Dr. Elias Avarice Says:

    Yes, yes, very pretty. But does is RAWK?

    At least it has multiple uses. In a decade or so, you can take a scraping from the nut and clone yerself a mammoth.

    Heh… I said “scraping from the nut.”

  2. Ryan Says:

    I’m not sure if such a bass is supposed to rawk. Rawk, to me, implies a southern boogie sort of rock, which would be most inappropriate. Tobacco juice ruins the finish. I think this is more likely to burble forth smooth jazz or fuzak, honestly. Really expensive smooth jazz or fuzak.

    I’m all for the mammoth cloning, though.

  3. Jon Martin Says:

    If you’re considering buying this, you have too much money.

    Just because you can, dosen’t mean you should.

    I love my $400 Fender Std. Mex. bass, and Danelectros are pretty groovy too.

    However, Yea mammoth cloning.
    Two votes for that. One for me and one for Evan (my 4 year old) Mammoths ROCK.

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