The Takeover

While there's no good way to accept a last-minute loss via field goal (as happened in last night's Pittsburgh-Denver game), it does mollify me a bit that such earthly concerns will no longer matter in a short while. As you can see from the photographic evidence to the left, our planet will eventually be done in by these terrible monsters, and I for one welcome our new overlords. I'm a bit confused by their logic in starting their planetary domination in Fountain Square, but I can only assume that it's part of a larger, fiendishly intricate plan far above my limited intellect. I'm also suddenly very, very sorry for killing all of the daddy-long-legs in my basement laundry room.

Oh, well - invest in silk and get used to losing loved ones as we all provide sustenance for the invading hordes. Thank you, and good day.