The Takeover
While there’s no good way to accept a last-minute loss via field goal (as happened in last night’s Pittsburgh-Denver game), it does mollify me a bit that such earthly concerns will no longer matter in a short while. As you can see from the photographic evidence to the left, our planet will eventually be done in by these terrible monsters, and I for one welcome our new overlords. I’m a bit confused by their logic in starting their planetary domination in Fountain Square, but I can only assume that it’s part of a larger, fiendishly intricate plan far above my limited intellect. I’m also suddenly very, very sorry for killing all of the daddy-long-legs in my basement laundry room.
Oh, well - invest in silk and get used to losing loved ones as we all provide sustenance for the invading hordes. Thank you, and good day.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 am
This happened last year too but the whole spider revolution just fizzled by November 2. I think they get discouraged by all the people with missing teeth yelling at each other on cell phones in the middle of the night and decide to go try to invade Carmel.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:13 am
And they get caught in traffic, forcing the entire invasion to a standstill! Brilliant plan, General Fu!